Know-How Exchange : Taglines/Names

I just got into real estate in the Corona/Norco, CA area. I want to differentiate myself from the masses and need a clever slogan utlizing my darling pot belly pig (vs a dog, for pet lovers etc.) I have a great photo of her and I on the stairwell inside the house. Since they are known to be intelligent and they are out of the norm as a pet, it could be a clever way--with a great slogan to be remembered. "two minds are better than one when it comes to buying/selling your home or No bacon here.. are some of the lame ones I came up with. CAN YOU PLEASEEEE HELP! I need to utilize the slogan ASAP.
Thanks in advance for your creatively, genius ideas.